I am so sick of the Depp circle jerk so here is more thing that the Depp bots will downvote.
Depp literally jokes about doing the exact poop joke with his assistant. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/johnny-depp-joked-leaving-poo-22322352
And this is from the UK ruling:
“For what it is worth, I consider that it is unlikely that Ms Heard or one of her friends was responsible. Mr Depp had left that night for his property in Sweetzer. As long as he was away, it was Ms Heard who was likely to suffer from the faeces on the bed, not him. It was, therefore, a singularly ineffective means for Ms Heard or one of her friends to ‘get back’ at Mr Depp. Other evidence in the case showed that Boo (one of the two dogs) had an incomplete mastery of her bowels after she had accidentally consumed some marijuana. Ms Heard gave evidence that Boo had in the past defecated on the bed and that she herself had cleaned it up rather than leave that task to Ms Vargas. On 29th October 2014, Ms Heard wrote in a text message to Kevin Murphy that (see file 7/3(b)/H27.2), ‘Last night she [Boo] shit on Johnny. While he was sleeping. Like all over him. Not exaggerating.'”
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